The American Brass Quintet

So there we were, listening to the American Brass Quintet. Right in the middle of the third movement of the first piece, Kevin Cobbs’ head exploded, exposing his inner mechanical workings. Before he could react, Michael Powell was grabbed by the foot and hurled across the stage, knocking over the speaker’s podium, and fell crashing into the front row. With the audience frozen with shock, Kevin’s robot head made a noise similar to that of a foghorn, obviously to call the mother ship. This mother ship had to be within earshot, because it came crashing through the auditorium ceiling, causing a piece of debris to fall and kill John Rojak. The mother ship squealed a terrible noise and opened up. Out marched legions of sentient robots, ready to take over our feeble planet. Before their attack could commence, they saw that Kevin had been taken hostage by David and Raymond. Rather than dealing with their crap, Kevin Cobbs pulled his fusion core out of his abdomen, causing it to violently explode, sending pieces of Raymond and David into the audience. Luckily, the people in the audience had just seen the Blue Man Group, so they were still wearing their ponchos, which aided in keeping body chunks off of them. Brandon Williams* pulled out his Glock 9mm and tried to defend humanity, but was quickly subdued by a laser to the face, causing his entire body to vaporize. All hope seemed lost, which it was. These machines would go on to destroy all life on Earth. The End.

Side note: Kevin Cobbs, Michael Powell, John Rojak, David, and Raymond are the members of the American Brass Quintet.